Let us ponder…
- The godking was recoronated today. The Dept. of Propaganda proclaims we’re not worthy.
- The Mooch and Moochettes paraded before their adoring not-so-many masses. A vacation will be needed.
- Chrissy got his tingle on again. Someone please give that man a sock.
- New Hampshire-ites has MGs. None of the inanimate objects have gone on a rampage.
- Biden continues to make Quayle look like a Mensa member.
- Lemurs run rampant in Mieyamuh. Wait. What?
- Glowball warming slams into Britanistan. London mayor is not amused.
- Slick Willie scopes out a new “intern”. Queue Beavis_laugh.mp3.
- “And, there’s the puppet theater the Parliament jesters foist on the somnambulant public.“
Yep. Just another fun day on The Big Swirly Ride. I got to stay home and do things around the house. Which is all the more satisfying as it’s my house. Now it’s beer-thirty. A few Czech pilsners have my name on them. Stay thirsty, fellow proles.