Just Another Day For The Proles

Let us ponder…

  1. The godking was recoronated today. The Dept. of Propaganda proclaims we’re not worthy.
  2. The Mooch and Moochettes paraded before their adoring not-so-many masses. A vacation will be needed.
  3. Chrissy got his tingle on again. Someone please give that man a sock.
  4. New Hampshire-ites has MGs. None of the inanimate objects have gone on a rampage.
  5. Biden continues to make Quayle look like a Mensa member.
  6. Lemurs run rampant in Mieyamuh. Wait. What?
  7. Glowball warming slams into Britanistan. London mayor is not amused.
  8. Slick Willie scopes out a new “intern”. Queue Beavis_laugh.mp3.
  9. And, there’s the puppet theater the Parliament jesters foist on the somnambulant public.

Yep. Just another fun day on The Big Swirly Ride. I got to stay home and do things around the house. Which is all the more satisfying as it’s my house. Now it’s beer-thirty. A few Czech pilsners have my name on them. Stay thirsty, fellow proles.

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